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SIGNS OF TOXIC POLICY SYNDROME INCLUDE: VOMITING LIES, FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN'S ANATOMY, SHORTNESS OF BREATH WHILE DENOUNCING INSURRECTIONS, CARRYING 88 FELONY CHARGES TO TERM, FEELING PALE AND OVERUSING BRONZER.
SIGNS OF TOXIC POLICY SYNDROME INCLUDE: VOMITING LIES, FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN'S ANATOMY, SHORTNESS OF BREATH WHILE DENOUNCING INSURRECTIONS, CARRYING 88 FELONY CHARGES TO TERM, FEELING PALE AND OVERUSING BRONZER.
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